Fuck fuck fuck Hooray Hitler Pix is back! Shit Milky change it all back before he sees It’s so great to have our glorious leader back even though NOTHING AT ALL HAS HAPPENED in his absence!

Fear not I hear Pix is a T-Rex and they cannot read italic.

It’s so great that nobody started rallying an army to overthrow himGO TO PLAN B KINDNAP BRODOS HE WILL MAKE A FINE HOSTAGEwhile he was gone!THE CODEWORD IS “McCHICKEN NUGGETS”

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Dear Rugal.

Morani.

Dearest Morani,

Upon joining a rag-tag group of vagrants and slaying the Hex Lord Malacrass, I left the treacherous Troll-infested jungles of Zul’Aman with my prize; an almighty helm embued with various magical properties, crafted with the abilities of an unholy priest clearly in mind.

As I reached the safety of the city of Orgrimmar, withered and exhausted by the many battles, I rode valiantly toward the auction house to purchase mystical gems to adorn my newly gained headpiece, each granting me even more magical prowess than the foolish mages that were not fit to posses a hat such as mine. I scoff at those poor mages, ha!

After much deliberating I carefully fit my helm with the magical gems, and it became a crown, a crown fit only for a king such as I. I ventured to the highest point in the city, and triumphantly I held the treasure high in the air. The city came to a halt, onlookers stunned at the magic of the crown, struggling to contemplate the destructive power it shall grant me, both hopeful and fearful of my strength to lead them all to victory yet just as easily crush them at my very whim.

I closed my eyes. My hands began to tremble. The crowd was silent, and for a moment, time stood still. I opened my mouth, my voice boomed like thunder.

“RU-INFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!”

I placed the helm upon my head and immediately I felt it’s power. My strength was immeasurable, I was a God and a champion. A single person left the silent crowd and approached me, his name was Orcrouge and these were his words:

“ur hat luks gay lol”

I sharded that fucking hat right there and then.

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Dear Rugal,
I am currently residing on a LAN, and I picked a spot next to the open window, it’s great because I don’t get overheated but when it starts to rain it’s really a bitch! Help me Rugal, how shall I avoid rain but still not get overheated? I’m depending on you!

Moxto.

Dear Moxto,
This is actually very simple.

The black circles are pulleys, I feel the rest does not need explaining. Good luck!

Rugal.

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