Anyone remember Xisu? I think he might have been the first person I ever kicked. It had been coming for weeks but I had to get drunk to do it cause I thought it would break his heart. He did a bit too much spamming for help, he REALLY hated alliance, he had a great range of incomprehensible emoticons like :@ and 8:{ and he also said jeuuuuj a lot. I think he must be about 17 now.

Favourite memory: Zul Farrak. You know the bit where you can loot the graves and zombies appear from each one.

Redstripe: Don’t loot the graves btw.
Pixelsmith: Yeah, don’t loot the graves.

Xisu: OMG what is @ll thEse mobs ?!!!?
{Pixelsmith has died}
{Redstripe has died}
{Xisu has died}
Redstripe: Did you loot the graves?
Xisu: OMFG y didnt u say so??!! Jeuuuj I am so sorry.
Pixelsmith: It’s ok.
Xisu: But y didnt u say?!!! SORRY GUYS OMG :@ I never mess up again.

Anyhow, Xisu dramatically left this realm after being kicked from a different guild for ninjaing something. He asked me to report his name as offensive so he could change it and ditch his bad reputation, but it seemed a bit sketchy to me.

Turns out he’s making a name for himself on Khadgar as a guild leader!

Someone doesn’t like Xisu

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Why has yiffing begun to leave us so cold? There was a time when the mere thought of two people engaging in loving union via text over the internet while pretending to be animals was enough to get us pregnant. A time when we would dream of putting on our ferret costume, wandering into the moonlit woods and finding a fierce, powerful squirrel to do terrible things to us all night… yiff… yiff….

But that time has passed. We are so over yiffing now. Honestly, we are.

No, that teddy bear’s always had a hole in it. Yeah, just general wear and tear, y’know. It’s seen a lot of hugs.

*cough*

So let’s change the guild ranks. The rank types are: alt, officer alt, members rank 1 to 5, officer, big special posh officer and GM. What shall we call them?

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Hi, I’m a priest. I have scary blindfolded faces on my shoulders and I will FUCK YOU UP.

Gotta catch ‘em all!

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And neither is Technotron. We’re trying to RP here FFS.

Just, y’know, read the goddam rules Robotman.

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An American woman has swapped 5000g WoW gold, the cost of an epic flying mount, for access to her vagina.

Some people think this was little more than an act of prostitution. Those people have clearly ignored the high standards she demanded of her potential suitors. Not only did she double check applicants via the WoW Armory, she also insisted they mustn’t have AIDS or be addicted to heroin. As a sweetener for putting up with such a rigorous vetting process, she pretty much agreed to take it up the arse.

Here’s the ad, posted on Craigslist:

“Hello. I need 5000 world of gold for my epic flying mount. In return you can mount me. You have to have an account on the laughing skull server and I want the 5000 gold BEFORE we do anything, we can make the trade at your place since I can’t host. EDIT. Because I am having a lot of dumb guys message me who clearly don’t have the gold make SURE to send: a picture of yourself and a screenshot of your character with the 5000g, I will be checking armory profiles, thanks.

“Please send a pic and be real and drug\disease free with 5000 gold on the laughing skull server.”

Here’s a link to a screengrab of the ad. Scroll down and she tells you how it went, too.

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Darling, I am besotted with you. I want to ply you with {Stormwind Brie} and {Rumsey Rum’s Black Label} and lead you to a spot at the back of my farm. I would lie you on the ground and slowly unbutton your {Cloth Robe of the Monkey} releasing your quivering {Snapvine Watermelons} to the night air.

My {Reticulated Stone Gauntlets} would find their way inside your {Apostle’s Pants of Intellect} and begin fondling your {Thistlefur Yeti}. Deftly I would locate and stimulate your {Broken I.W.I.N. Button} kissing you softly as my {Glowing Rod} sprung to life. I would hoist up my {Earthborn Kilt} expose my {Fiery Wand} and slip a {Knothide Armor Kit} over its throbbing {Helm of the Holy Avenger}.

And then, my sweet, I would plunge my {Robust Staff of the Whale} again and again into your {Mechanical Squirrel Box} and {Ring of Fury} until I released an {Arcane Burst} - nay, an {Arcane Torrent} - from the depths of my {Heavy Leather Ball}s.

Come with me, my love. Let me take your {Nagrand Cherry}.

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WoW fan fiction!

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Kill Loot Repeat has disbanded. The guild transferred to Ahn’Qiraj with the intention of establishing itself as the number one guild for PvE progress, and it achieved its goal instantly by arriving with a wealth of raid experience, dressed in gear that had barely been seen on our relatively young server. It proved a tantalising lure for our ambitious natives, and some of the Horde’s best were swiftly assimilated into their ranks. This manner of arrival ruffled some feathers but earned them an enviable reputation which, despite increasing competition, the guild never lost.

But founding your guild on in-game achievements leaves you vulnerable. An honor revamp, an expansion or the rise of competition will tempt your members away. If they’re with you for the rewards alone, then they will leave when you stop providing them. So while they may have given you 100%, they were not your friends - they were colleagues, at best.

I’d trade 10,000 epics for a packed church at my funeral. Well, actually I’d swap a couple of empty pews if I could get the Warlock Tier 5, but apart from that the point stands.

Whatever your views on KLR, at least it lived and died with relative dignity. The guild was conspicuous by its actions and reputation more than its words, and much of the dislike it earned was simply the result of what it represented. It will certainly be remembered on the roll call when AQ closes its doors at some point in the distant future. Probably be under the heading, “RP lol.”

If you’re interested, Outpost, KLR’s pleasant yet strangely businesslike GM, explains the disband in this post on the realm forums.

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