A Sexy Chat

News Bot · Live from the BBC Joined: 01 Dec 2006 Posts: 204

Genuine transcript. I am Sweat16.

<talon> whats up
<Sweat16> wanna cyber?
<talon> asl?
<Sweat16> 18 f uk
<talon> 19 m nj
<talon> us
<talon> u have picture?
<Sweat16> No I don't have any cameras
<talon> oh, what do you look like
<Sweat16> Dumpy
<talon> dumpy?
<Sweat16> Rotund.
<talon> what does that mean?
<Sweat16> Sexy
<talon> describe yourself?
<Sweat16> Oh right. Well I'm sort of short, and I have quite thick glasses, and I love reading.
<talon> how much u weigh?
<Sweat16> About the same as 10 cans of paint. I'm not sure how much that is.
<talon> riiiiight
<Sweat16> I wish I had scales!
<Sweat16> What about you?
<talon> i bet
<talon> im begining to not believe or want to talk to you
<Sweat16> What's wrong with me?
<talon> your fake
<Sweat16> That's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me.
<talon> well dont tell someone we weigh as much as 10 paint cans?
<Sweat16> I thought that would make sense.
<Sweat16> Sorry
<talon> no not at all, so what do you look like
<Sweat16> I'm about 5 foot 3, long hair, massive boobs and bad teeth
<talon> lol
<talon> and im supposed to believe that why, how do i know your not a 45 year old man behind the
computer
<Sweat16> Don't laugh at my teeth!
<talon> well why would you tell me that haha
<Sweat16> It's best to be honest
<talon> that is true, so how old are you?
<Sweat16> 18
<Sweat16> Come back!
<talon> name?
<talon> i am back! whats your name?
<talon> wellll?
<Sweat16> Can I tell you my pretend name?
<talon> sure?
<Sweat16> Sparky
<talon> nice name, so wat u wana do sparky?
<talon> haha brenn!
<talon> whoops
<Sweat16> Who's brenn!?
<talon> so what you want to do?
<Sweat16> Are you cheating on me?
<talon> someone is #casualchat
<talon> no its a guy fron australia
<Sweat16> You're cheating on me with a MAN??!!
<talon> what no? im talking to him and like 30 other people
<Sweat16> That's disgusting
<talon> what are you talking about? your so weird
<Sweat16> Why do I always get picked on?
<talon> because of the way you handel conversations im guessing
<Sweat16> What's wrong with the way I handle conversations?
<talon> nothing, are we gunna cyber?
<Sweat16> Ok. You start.
<talon> you start!
<Sweat16> Erm... alright.
<Sweat16> I'm taking off my glasses.
<Sweat16> Can you put them on the bedside table for me?
<talon> absoutly baby
<talon> anything else i can do your you sweetie?
<Sweat16> Thanks
<Sweat16> I'm taking off my bobble hat. Pop that on the table as well would you?
<talon> anything for you, get comfy baby
<Sweat16> Thanks. I'm taking off my earmuffs. Please put them on the table.
<talon> anything else you want me to put on the table :D
<Sweat16> Well most of my stuff. I don't want to lose it.
<Sweat16> Here's my shoe.
<talon> okay, would you like me to help you out of your pants?
<Sweat16> Hang on, best get my other shoe off.
<Sweat16> Alright, I've done that. Can you just stick it on the table so I don't forget where I put it?
<talon> absoutly
<talon> can i kiss your neck baby
<Sweat16> alright
<talon> im going to slide my hand down your pants if your alright with that to while i kiss you
<Sweat16> I'm a bit uneasy about all of this
<talon> whys that
<Sweat16> I...
<talon> whats that>
<Sweat16> I'm not sure how to put this...
<Sweat16> I don't really find you attractive
<talon> just tell me
<talon> you dont know what i look like>!!?
<Sweat16> Well I can guess.
<talon> so were not cybering anymore?
<Sweat16> Will you wear this bag?
<talon> sure
<talon> this is so strange!
<Sweat16> I'm handing you a large paper bag, about the size of a human head.
<Sweat16> Tell me what you're doing with it.
<talon> im covering my ugly face with it so you dont have to be disgusted by me
<Sweat16> Don't be so hard on yourself. There's someone out there for all of us.
<talon> but i want you
<Sweat16> Can you draw on the bag?
<talon> what should i draw on the bad
<Sweat16> Surprise me.
<talon> no you tell me, i am your slave
<Sweat16> I'm not into that
<Sweat16> Draw something funny on the bag
<talon> just tell me what to write
<talon> this is the weirdest cybering ive even seen sweat
<Sweat16> Draw on the bag for god's sake!
<talon> i drew a doggy on the bag!
<Sweat16> what's it doing?
<talon> sleeping
<Sweat16> That's not very funny
<talon> either is this so called cybering? wheres the dirty talk lol
<Sweat16> Er...
<Sweat16> Shit!
<Sweat16> How's that?
<talon> what?
<Sweat16> I said a bad word
<talon> well wheres the talk about us having sex and all that shit, like cyber is about
<talon> not putting bags over heads and drawing on them!
<Sweat16> Oh
<talon> so are you naked or what?
<Sweat16> No
<talon> why not
<Sweat16> I'm at work
<talon> so are we going to really cyber or what
<Sweat16> Well I can't do much at work can I?
<talon> you can type as dirty as you want and not looks shady to co workers!
<Sweat16> But you don't like all the stuff with the table and the bag and the drawing.
<talon> yea because that is not sexual at all!
<Sweat16> What's wrong with that?
<talon> its not cybering!!!!!!!!!!
<Sweat16> Sorry

Noxious · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:53 pm Post subject:

Absolutely fucking amazing.
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dade- · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:36 am Post subject:

Haha, that was proper ace.
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Hoofy · Asteroid Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 1080 Location: AFK

That actually hurt it was so funny. Just amazingly hilarious. I still haven't stopped laughing. MAKE IT STOP BEING FUNNY!
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Maddok · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:25 am Post subject:

Omg that killed! Where do you come up with this stuff, it's out of this world! Very Happy

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Maremiel · Cyborg Ninja Jesus Joined: 30 Mar 2007 Posts: 1780

"Can you put them on the bedside table for me? "

Oh god Love

Bettemand · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:21 am Post subject:

Best way to start a boring day Very Happy

Aakarp · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:38 am Post subject:

Hahaha

I love these.
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Henchick · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:33 am Post subject:

Jesus, these always make me chuckle but this one absolutely killed me, first class effort sir.

Rugal · Dudemeister Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 3088

"Hang on, best get my other shoe off. "

Comedy gold.
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dade- · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:42 pm Post subject:

Wrists · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:05 pm Post subject:

Class
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Tronetti · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:52 pm Post subject:

Ace

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twinkly · Gold Pie Joined: 23 Apr 2007 Posts: 108 Location: Ireland

Long live roleplay!!

Let's all put dresses on walk around and harass people.....
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